Today in french class, we learned the phrase se salir, "to get dirty"... which naturally lead to me and my friends laughing hysterically & coming up with Tu veux se (te?) salir avec moi sur une machine ci laver ce soir? My new favourite french phrase.
My french grammer sucks, so there's prollly bunches of little mistakes, but basically it means "Do you want to get dirty with me on a washing machine tonight?" ... I thought it was amusing.